when shopping then you see a gorgeous guy

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alone:

with friends:

with parent/s:

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That awkward moment when you say something and everyone ignores you, then someone else says the same thing and they all pay attention.
I am such a hopeless romantic. omg. haha
That awkward moment when you’re sitting and eating with friends and someone says something disgusting & everyone is like “eeeeww, I don’t want to eat anymore” and you’re like this:
That one teacher who talks faster than you can take notes…
When I wake up on my birthday:

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What I expect my parents have planned:

What they actually do:

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Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
That awkward moment when you’re talking to someone with an accent, and you accidentally reply with their accent.
Who the hell put my cell number on dirtyphonebook.com along with my fb profile? WTH

I want that shit deleted NOW and i can’t figure out how. I am getting so frustrated now. wtf